Court's Court

Anonymous: its actually me remember we talked about religion at parkview remember the girl you debated trying to drill things into you you won at republic THIS IS BRANDON living a covert blog life in a jungle of anonymity

BDON GIB MEH URLZ

Anonymous: this is brandon tho and guess what i have a blog again and youll neeeever find it

alwayschewing: I SEE YOU'VE BEEN POSTING ABOUT REQUIEM FOR A DREAM DID IT FUCK YOU UP LIKE IT FUCKED ME UP BECAUSE IT FUCKED ME UP THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED IT AND IT'S STILL FUCKING ME UP AFTER SEEING IT AGAIN (yes I went back 10 pages fuck fuck fuck whatever I'm bored)

YES IT DID BUT IN THE MOST ENJOYABLE OF WAYS

But dude, one of my favorite movies is Girl, Interrupted, so I’m pretty down with disturbing movies

IT WAS SO GOOD THOUGH OMGGGGGGG

Anonymous: Oh wow, you're really pretty!

bouncybutt: youre just too fabulous for anyone in this small town

saltyscabs: u need 2 take a screen shot of how many posts u have liked haha omg probz like 1000000+

bahahahahahahahahahaaaaa it’s up to like 36,628 right omg

iamhighlyillogical: every third question

3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them? 

     Hm………Either my aunt to be like “thanks for being an awesome  role model” or my old youth pastor “thanks for being the best dad i ever had” or Volderiah Dicksby to be all “hey bitch imma tell Jesus on yo’ ass and yo’ gonna burn”

Yeah definitely Volderiah Dicksby

 6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not? 

Um, save the dog?? Because I’M COURTLYN SERIOUSLY DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK

9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not? 

Last person I actually knew that died was Reanna’s boyfriend, Forrest. I’d totally give him an hour back so they could say goodbye because holy shit that was horrible. And seriously, one year really isn’t that much in the scheme of things, honestly. And yeah. Reanna and Forrest. 

12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not? 

Personally? Hell yeah, I’m never gonna have a family to support, so it would just be me and dude my family is like communal anyway, so I could get by until I found a new job. But practically, probably not because shit don’t work like that.

15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose? 

The ability to communicate. Like, some people are conscious, but are so paralyzed or injured or debilitated that they can’t communicate on any meaningful level, which is kinda one of the biggest purposes of living, so…

18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you? 

Because I don’t get scared that easily, probably Lindsey Boobinsky because omfg it’d be so funny to scare her. But if I were actually scared, probably my aunt because she’s a cop or Brad or my cousin Austin ‘cause they always just make me feel safe :P

21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision? 

Ok this is horribly improbable and rife with unrealistic assumptions, but I’d save the baby because 1. the baby has, like, an entire lifetime left to live, 2. losing a grandparent, however difficult, is still a “natural” loss, whereas the death of a child or horrifically wrong and no one should ever have to experience it, and 3. my grandmother could never live with the knowledge that she’d lived at the sacrifice of an infant, and I totally get and empathize with that.

24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why? 

Super cheesy again, whatevs.

“Better to have loved and lost than never love at all”

Um, loving and being loved, any kind f love, is special. Like, there’s some corrupt forms of love, but really, truly loving someone — whether it be romantic, platonic, familial, whatever — is something incredibly special for which there is no substitute.

taking-everything-for-granted: I tried uploading that picture but I think the file is too big ;A; it won't fucking load

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taking-everything-for-granted: i kindly asked you to stop that

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taking-everything-for-granted: that post of spider man and... the flash or whatever that is. no. that's not okay stop it okay?

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