if Sheta Cheese ever had kids, they’d be like little mice
#because mice like cheese idk #although really they’d be puppies because#WEREWOLVES #DUH #but they could also be mice #because #Sheta Cheese#although dogs like cheese too so… #but it makes their tummies sad so no #i seriously don’t even know anymore #CAN WE HAVE PET MICE #CAN SHETA HAVE PET MICE #OR RATS #no because i feel like the werewolves would eat them when they’re all wolfy #BUT IF
[[author’s note: gosh I was just about to fall asleep and then you woke them up ughh]]
Shane: GREEEEETAAAAAAAAA!!! LOOK!
Greta: Oh dear god.
Shane: Greta, let’s make babies. They’ll be mice!
Greta: Do you seriously not remember the full moon in February of Sophomore year?
Greta: You weren’t able to go home for it because you had an important 8 am class the next day and we weren’t able to get away somewhere either so we holed up in the dorm room for your change.
Shane: Yeah, so?
Greta: And that was the night we discovered we had a mouse problem in the dorm room. Remember?
Shane: Sort of?
Greta: You caught one and proceeded to play with it all night, REMEMBER?
Greta: I COULDN’T GET YOU TO DROP THE FUCKING MOUSE, REMEMBER?
Greta: AND THEN WHEN YOU CHANGED BACK AT THE ASSCRACK OF DAWN YOU CRIED AND CRIED BECAUSE THE MOUSE WAS ALMOST DEAD AND YOU HAD DONE IT
Greta: AND YOU MADE ME TAKE IT OUTSIDE, MERCY KILL IT, AND GIVE IT A PROPER BURIAL.
Greta: DO YOU REMEMBER NOW?
Shane: ok yes
Greta: Seriously, you’re just lucky I’m allergic to cats. If I liked cats, I’d totally choose owning a cat over being your girlfriend.
Shane: I know. (:
Greta: Love you.
Shane: Love you, too. (:
Greta: And maybe we’ll talk about puppies someday, okay?
Greta: Yeah, that’s what I thought.