Court's Court

iamhighlyillogical:

abookisaloadedgun:

courtscourt:

if Sheta Cheese ever had kids, they’d be like little mice 

#because mice like cheese idk #although really they’d be puppies because#WEREWOLVES #DUH #but they could also be mice #because #Sheta Cheese#although dogs like cheese too so… #but it makes their tummies sad so no #i seriously don’t even know anymore #CAN WE HAVE PET MICE #CAN SHETA HAVE PET MICE #OR RATS #no because i feel like the werewolves would eat them when they’re all wolfy #BUT IF

[[author’s note: gosh I was just about to fall asleep and then you woke them up ughh]]

Shane: GREEEEETAAAAAAAAA!!! LOOK!

Greta: /looks

Greta: Oh dear god.

Shane: Greta, let’s make babies. They’ll be mice!

Greta: Do you seriously not remember the full moon in February of Sophomore year?

Shane: Uhhh…

Greta: You weren’t able to go home for it because you had an important 8 am class the next day and we weren’t able to get away somewhere either so we holed up in the dorm room for your change.

Shane: Yeah, so?

Greta: And that was the night we discovered we had a mouse problem in the dorm room. Remember?

Shane: Sort of?

Greta: -_____-

Greta: You caught one and proceeded to play with it all night, REMEMBER?

Greta: I COULDN’T GET YOU TO DROP THE FUCKING MOUSE, REMEMBER?

Shane:

Greta: AND THEN WHEN YOU CHANGED BACK AT THE ASSCRACK OF DAWN YOU CRIED AND CRIED BECAUSE THE MOUSE WAS ALMOST DEAD AND YOU HAD DONE IT

Shane:

Greta: AND YOU MADE ME TAKE IT OUTSIDE, MERCY KILL IT, AND GIVE IT A PROPER BURIAL.

Greta: DO YOU REMEMBER NOW?

Shane: yes

Shane: maybe

Shane: ok yes

Greta: Seriously, you’re just lucky I’m allergic to cats. If I liked cats, I’d totally choose owning a cat over being your girlfriend.

Shane: I know. (:

Greta: /sigh

Greta: Love you.

Shane: Love you, too. (:

Greta: And maybe we’ll talk about puppies someday, okay?

Shane: (:

Greta: >_>

Shane: (:<

Greta: Yeah, that’s what I thought.

help I’m in love with my own ship

And suddenly me entire existence revolved around Mark Sloan, Mary McDonnell, and Sheta Cheese