samanddeantouchbutts: glennfreysgroupie: what if your url somehow had something to do with your future
My sister thinks she discovered some super clever...
Lauren: Hey, want some updog?
Me: Get out.
skyoflight: liiteri: acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression still searching: ability to read fluff without contorting my face into a Picasso painting of feelings.
alilouwhoo replied to your post: I’ve heard rumor of a new John Green book… Have you? OH MI GOD. My life = complete.
ssweaterweather: have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other
dirtyovercoats: oh my god i am cackling Read More
alilouwhoo asked: I've heard rumor of a new John Green book... Have you?
pondinglys: RIP JAMES MORIARTY. 15TH JANUARY 2012. CONFIRMED DEAD BY MARK GATISS AND ANDREW SCOTT ON 24TH AUGUST 2012.
cumberlord: I enjoy the simpler things in life, like sitting down with a good long gay fanfic.
stylesfancy: how come my followers don’t ask me questions and want to know about my life like how often i pee or my fav flavor of chips or how much milk i like in my cereal or what shampoo i use or my GPA or my political party preference or my moms maiden name or how many outlets i have in my room
THANKS A LOT, GAY MICHAEL: May I have your... →
mentalillnessmouse: darziel: Holding down a job is not a measure of value. Attending school is not a measure of value. Whether or not you can “contribute” to society is not a measure of whether or not your life is valuable and worth preserving. These are standards held up by a…
I just saw an trailer for Elementary
lakepontchartrain: starlight-and-shadows: And I want to cry. Conan Doyle is rolling in his grave. yeah he’s definitely rolling in grave why can’t all adaptations be more logical like that one time disney made a movie that was sherlock holmes ~~~IF THEY WERE MICE~~~ don’t tag your hate motherfucker especially if it’s stupidass hate, conan doyle didn’t give a fuck about sherlock holmes or...
i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you: here have a david tennant failing to swing a hula hoop if that makes you any happier
therealycats: let-tyrants-fear: -pallasathena: smileyoureontv: goerica-go: Proof that everyone knows this song. This is officially my favourite video ever as of now. Okay so I definitely laughed so hard I cried watching this but I need to mention two things: Watching people’s faces going calm -> wtf -> happy is just one of the most fuzzy wonderful feelings ever The guy in...
gingerhaze: The car tire behind Hawkeye’s head when he delivers his “Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure” line cracks me up. It’s like they’re trying so hard to convince us that yes, he really is a good guy now, that they had to literally give him a halo. And the next thing he does is go and save babies from buses.
S3 will shoot in January and will probably air in...
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BREAKING NEWS!! Joss Whedon to bring S.H.I.E.L.D....
kittenball: fuckyeahjosswhedon: fuckyeahjosswhedon: ABC Greenlights ‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ Marvel Pilot, Joss Whedon To Co-Write & Possibly Direct The series will be written/directed by Joss Whedon, with his brother Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen also on board!!!! BEST NEWS OF THE YEAR!!! (Just in case someone missed the BEST NEWS EVER last night) SCREECH
Cosmo sex tip #367
cosmo-sex-tips: While having sex, suddenly stop before she reaches orgasm and say “And none for gretchen weiners, bye” and walk out of the room.
ruffaho: nelum-bo: bradley-uppercrust-the-iii: hazzalous: coffeeshop and bakery aus are like chicken soup for the fandom’s soul what would high school/college aus be, then? a pizza #cheesy and overdone and you’ve loved it since you were 15
i say “u” “pls” and “rly” because i know that i can write better than many of the kids in my class so i have EARNED the right to bad grammar and spelling thnk u ver muhc