female, nerd, love to talk
Interests include music, tv, knitting, crocheting, reading, writing, forensic science, weird creepy facts, scary things, playing pranks, avoiding physical activity, debating, and avoiding spiders at any and all costs
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how to get the d
i think i don’t want it anymore
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President Elmo on the phone with the Pentagon today.
This makes my life worth living tbh.
Delivering a pun so horrible it warps back around to being awesome like only Sesame Street can.
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if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong
when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
SWEET JESUS
SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
OH MY GOD.
I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.
DEAR CHRIST
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